FACT: Chuck Norris Can’t Save ‘Expendables 2’ (2012)

The Expendables 2

A total guy movie with action figures from four decades ago rolled into one, almost incoherent, violent parody. I’m not sure if the real mercenaries are Stallone, Arnold, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren or…the movie-goers dishing out hard-earned cash to see this flick. I did find myself LMAO out-loud during several parts of the movie after these geriatric icons delivered their nostalgic money lines. But the script was either written by Lundgren’s Ivan Drago character after his 15 rounds with “Rocky” or penned by John Rambo in the woods of Washington state while eluding the law in “First Blood”. Chuck Norris Fact: In Expendables 2, Chuck Norris makes sure there is no trilogy. And for that I’m thankful.

Grade: C-

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